A recent survey has shown that 10% of men think that Lady Gaga is really a man, well if she is in fact a man – then I am ghey because I would shag the guts out of her, so am I ghey and is Lad Gaga a Man ? Let us look at the evidence … and you can decide :

Against (Reasons why she aint a man) :

lady gaga tampon

Lady Gaga Tampon String

Well here’s proof that Lady is Gaga is not a man, OK it’s a bloody (pardon the pun) tampon string, cord, rope or whatever else you wanna call it, proof enough ? Well you bloody conspiracy theorists will say that it was staged or photo shopped …

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Lady Gaga Camel Toe

Well nothing beats a camel toe, so here is one, I can’t see beans and sausage in this picture – can you, pretty strong evidence to suggest she has a lady like genitals.

For (Reason why Lady Gaga is a Man) :

Lady Gaga Penis

Lady Gaga Has a Penis

Well as this photo apparently depicts, Lady Gaga has a man feature, a penis, a cock, a willy, a wanga – you get the drift, taken as she was hoping off her poor excuse for a bike.

lady gaga Penis

Lady Gaga has a Penis!!

Well even the newspapers agree, translation equals : “Lady Gaga is Sporting a large Penis” … well not really, but if the papers say she has a penis then it must be true … huh ?